1 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:56,460 Remember all, shining in the dark like a silver beacon softly calling, 2 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,120 eat me, eat me. 3 00:00:59,420 --> 00:01:06,120 She bent to him, her crimson lip quivering, glistening in the pale 4 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:14,420 Her head bobbing helter -skelter as she sucked and drew 5 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:17,120 the sweet nectar from his ding -dong. 6 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:26,040 A silken tongue ravishing the pearly stalk that stood like a stick in the 7 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,800 of his throbbing, thrusting loins. 8 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:37,520 Storm, sperm, gushing, shooting, spewing forth a 9 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:44,140 torrential rain of manhood into the center of the orifice that was once her 10 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,140 mouth. 11 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:48,060 Ejaculate, ejaculate. 12 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:50,010 What? It's too late. 13 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:56,150 Before the moment passes, it is lost forever in the golden showers of our 14 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,150 youth. 15 00:01:57,510 --> 00:02:01,790 Darling, there's nothing wrong with taking money for sex. I just don't take 16 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:02,790 checks. 17 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:12,090 Well, I've always loved Prince. 18 00:02:12,450 --> 00:02:14,670 But this is going a bit too far. 19 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,430 Would you care for some coke? 20 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:19,150 Now, do you have any Pepsi? 21 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:22,010 Whose party is this? 22 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,750 Having this lie -less idea. 23 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:25,110 Who cares, anyway? 24 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:28,110 You know, darling, I'd really like to get into your panties. 25 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:31,970 Listen, Buster, one asshole in my panties is enough. 26 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:44,350 Howdy, ma 'am. Hi. 27 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:45,770 Nice party, huh? 28 00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:47,010 Yes, it is. 29 00:02:47,470 --> 00:02:48,610 Do you know whose party it is? 30 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:51,850 I don't know, but whoever it is must be one big schtick. 31 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:54,430 Schtick? No, you mean schmuck. 32 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:55,850 No, I mean schtick. 33 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:57,370 No, look. 34 00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:01,250 A schmuck is what somebody is, and a schtick is what somebody does. 35 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:02,670 Oh. 36 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:07,230 Well, if it's what somebody does, honey, I'd sure like to schtick you. 37 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,730 No, that schtick. 38 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,170 Hey, hold on now. You're getting me confused. 39 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:16,070 Say, honey, did you come with anybody? 40 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:19,240 No, but I've been trying for an hour. 41 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,499 Huh? 42 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,220 Oh, hey, cute little filly. 43 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:26,380 What I mean is, are you here with anybody? 44 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,760 No. 45 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:33,760 Well, would you like to wander around a bit? Maybe check out the inside of the 46 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,760 house? 47 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:36,900 Yeah, sure. 48 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,080 You look like you're worth a stupor, too. 49 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,640 Come on. All right. 50 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,300 Hey, darling, where are you taking me? I don't know. Let's just explore for a 51 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:02,160 while. Yeah, well, I had some exploring in mind, but I thought maybe... Oh, come 52 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,040 on, Anson. You can hold it in. 53 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,700 I'm looking for them just for you. Oh. 54 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:38,260 This will do just fine. Oh, yeah. I just love the interior decorating. 55 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,920 Yeah, who cares? 56 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,920 I just want to decorate your interior. 57 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,940 What a sexy room. 58 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,200 Yeah. Yeah. 59 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,520 Yeah. Meet Tarzan, you Jane. 60 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:58,960 Oh, okay, Jungle Boy. You just close those big green eyes and don't move. 61 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,300 All right. 62 00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:05,950 Okay, Cowboy. Now you just keep those big green eyes closed. 63 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,470 I'm going to give you a treat. 64 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:14,030 Not yet. 65 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:18,390 Coming up. 66 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,070 Very close. 67 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:23,610 Okay, lover. 68 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:28,350 Now, how do you like my new skin? 69 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:31,670 Yeah, kind of like the real one better. 70 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:33,110 Come here, you little tiger. 71 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,450 It's the leopard, Tarzan. 72 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:39,090 Well, don't matter to me none, pussycat. I just want to grab your tail. 73 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:41,970 Yeah? Well, I want to grab your stick. 74 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:16,310 The world's a funny place, a very strange place. 75 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:20,610 Many, many mirrors make you lose. 76 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:26,310 But it could be better, just like it should. 77 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:30,890 This is the start of something good. 78 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:17,810 are we, Disneyland? 79 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,470 Hey, we're going to the movies, honey. 80 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,230 Well, I'll be damned. 81 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,230 This house has just about everything. 82 00:11:34,230 --> 00:11:38,490 Wow, there must be collector's items. Let's have a look down there. 83 00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:39,710 Yeah. 84 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,110 I didn't know they made stag films in them days. 85 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,030 Yeah, that's practically an instant replay. 86 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:05,910 What's she doing with an old budget like that? 87 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:09,090 The same thing you was doing with me, sugar pie. 88 00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:12,430 Oh, now, but he's such a dirty old man. 89 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,370 Well, I reckon I will be, too, someday. 90 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,570 Shit, my grandpappy's 89. 91 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,960 He's still chasing after 12 -year -olds. 92 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,460 Why is Doug good? 93 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,920 Well, it don't matter to him none. 94 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,960 He's half blind anyway. 95 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:32,740 He says that finding the right hole is like staking for all. 96 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,560 If you drill long enough, you're bound to find it. 97 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,360 Hey, let's get out of here. 98 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,580 Hey, yeah, you got a point. 99 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:10,340 Yeah, this might be trespassing or invasion of privacy. 100 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,300 Good. 101 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,500 Absolutely deep. 102 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,320 Good. What is? 103 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,420 That there one -lady jug band. 104 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:52,640 I think that's a two -jug lady band. Anyway, if that there is music, I better 105 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,800 pack my bags, go home, and get married. 106 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,480 Oh, do you play an instrument? 107 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,880 Lord, no. 108 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:01,400 Only thing I play is a theme. 109 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,740 Yeah, I bet that's not all you do, honey. 110 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:04,980 Oh, well. 111 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,210 That and my art. 112 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,110 Your art? 113 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,250 Yes, I sing country western music. 114 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:15,810 Hey, now you're talking my language, honey. I'm from Texas. 115 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,670 Already knew that. Good looking. 116 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,490 Pleased to meet you. I'm Dolly Martin. 117 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,950 Dolly Martin. Well, this is a pleasure. 118 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,350 Hey, how are you? 119 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:25,870 Well, awfully dry. 120 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,490 Just polished. 121 00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,110 I sure could use something wet. 122 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,070 Well, listen, just try the pool. 123 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:36,050 I forgot my suit, and it's not my birthday. 124 00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:42,350 Uh, well, you ladies just wait right here, and I'll get us some refreshments. 125 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,390 Y 'all hurry on back now. 126 00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,030 You look bored. 127 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,150 Aren't you having a good time? 128 00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:01,370 Yeah, it's been for a while. 129 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,620 Excuse me. My name is Darren Blue. 130 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,780 This is my place. 131 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,000 Oh, so it's your party. 132 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:15,020 Everybody's been wondering about you, mysterious host. 133 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,880 Where have you been hiding? 134 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,260 I haven't. 135 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,760 I've been watching. 136 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,320 Watching? You and your friend. 137 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,920 Oh, you mean Roy. 138 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,780 Oh, listen, he's just a schmuck. 139 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,460 He's dead. 140 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:30,739 Excuse me? 141 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,220 Oh, it doesn't matter. 142 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,790 Well, then you won't mind coming with me. 143 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:36,910 Where to? 144 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,390 Just... Come with me. 145 00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:44,170 It's your party. I mean, you just can't leave your party. 146 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,590 I have had enough parties to fill a life. 147 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:49,830 Yeah? 148 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,070 Let me get my... 149 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,879 mind, honey. 150 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,880 Why don't you just sing one of them tender melodies, huh? 151 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,119 You really want me to? Oh, yeah. 152 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,880 No place in particular. I just wanted a change of mood. 153 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,240 Are you a moody person? 154 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,320 No. I used to be. 155 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,600 When I was younger, I guess I mellowed out. 156 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,300 Oh. 157 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,720 How old are you? 158 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,580 Guess. 159 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,700 22. 160 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,600 Nope, 24. 161 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,100 24. You know, that's a marvelous age. 162 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:20,020 When I was your age, I never went to any parties like that one. 163 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,780 No, sir, I was much more innocent than that. 164 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,760 You were more innocent at my age? 165 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,500 When was that, Grandpa? 166 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,300 1915? 167 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,020 No, 1925. 168 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:35,949 Oh, my. 169 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,170 You really are old enough to be my grandpa. 170 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,930 No. You're still so innocent. 171 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:50,610 You know, the 20s, the early 1920s, was a time of innocence. 172 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:57,690 People still believed in virtue, romance, love and marriage. 173 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:03,170 Marriage? Oh, my God, man. I mean, marriage is an obsolete, archaic, sexist 174 00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:06,710 convention arising from a hypocritical extension of the middle class 175 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,390 Oh, you laugh. 176 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:14,030 Well, it may surprise you, but even in the 20s, there were people that sounded 177 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,030 lot like you do. 178 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,870 And a lot of them were women. 179 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,070 Yes. 180 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:21,370 But there was one woman I'll bet you never heard of because she never made 181 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,490 headlines, but she was so far ahead of her time. 182 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:25,950 Who? 183 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,750 She was a very wealthy, sophisticated... 184 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,500 Older woman. 185 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,960 And she had a particular weakness. 186 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,920 Younger man. 187 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,360 Hey, Max, is it much further? 188 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,759 No, madame. 189 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,860 We will be there shortly. 190 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,039 Oh, good. 191 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,520 It's getting terribly warm. 192 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,880 My underarms are simply sopping. As a matter of fact, I'm wet all over. 193 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,180 Maybe someday someone will invent some way to blow the cool air in and keep the 194 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,180 hot air out. 195 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:26,600 They might call it air adjustment or air control, something like that. 196 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,880 Would you be a darling to light my cigarette for me? 197 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,200 I really don't think you ought to smoke, Henrietta. 198 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,440 It's just not ladylike. 199 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,120 Thank you, Mark. 200 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,000 You sound positively Victorian. 201 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,820 Besides, whoever said I was a lady? And you know my addiction to pleasure. 202 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,320 And a cigarette is the perfect type of perfect pleasure. 203 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,920 It's exquisite, yet it leaves you unsatisfied. 204 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,260 Darling, don't frown like that. 205 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,880 You must be thinking. 206 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,860 Please try not to do it. It makes terrible lines on your forehead. 207 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,920 I don't care. I'll think if I want to. 208 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,360 Oh, don't be cross, darling. 209 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:13,760 Billy, look at the expressions on the faces of studious men, successful men. 210 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,260 Simply awful. 211 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:19,220 But in the church, where a clergyman has only to say at age 80 what he's been 212 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,760 taught to say at age 80, well, they all look simply divine. 213 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,860 Billy, darling, the most beautiful creatures in the world are the brainless 214 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:27,860 ones. 215 00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:15,809 Over there, Max. 216 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:16,810 Yes, Madame. 217 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,550 Why, Henrietta, what a wonderful spot. 218 00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:21,450 Yes, isn't it just perfect? 219 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,330 It's one of my secret hideaways. 220 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,950 You've been here before. 221 00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:26,830 Oh, yes, many times. 222 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,400 Is there anything else, madame? 223 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,660 Oh, no, Max. That'll be all. Thank you. 224 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,280 Just wait in the car and pick us up about five. 225 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,640 Very good, madame. 226 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,100 Now, I have a little surprise. 227 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,740 Ta -da! 228 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:06,060 A Henrietta. That's illegal. 229 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,860 Oh, posh illegal. 230 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200 What a silly word. 231 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:12,100 Are the trees legal? Is the sun and moon illegal? 232 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,140 But you could go to jail for that. 233 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,340 Oh, hush. Don't be tiresome. Be a darling and open it. 234 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:23,620 Where did you get it? Oh, from a dear old friend of mine. He used to use his 235 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:28,120 boat for fishing, but he found out that liquor is far more profitable than fish. 236 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,300 Smuggler. Yes, that's what it's called. 237 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,900 Henrietta, you have the most amazing range of friends. 238 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,840 You're not very selective. 239 00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:38,780 Oh, but I am, darling. 240 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:43,520 I select my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good 241 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,060 character. And my enemies for their good intellect. 242 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,700 Do you prefer a leg or breast? 243 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,820 Oh, a leg. 244 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,040 Come sit next to me in the shade. 245 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:16,490 You're going to get sunburned, and you shouldn't. Why not? I'd like a bit of a 246 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,490 tan. 247 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,770 The sun causes wrinkles. 248 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,210 So what? That doesn't bother me. 249 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,630 Well, it should. 250 00:24:25,770 --> 00:24:26,770 Why? 251 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:30,950 Because right now you have the one thing worth having. 252 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,810 What's that, Henrietta? 253 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:34,610 Youth. 254 00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:36,270 And beauty. 255 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,370 The most marvelous thing there is in the world. 256 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:42,570 But... 257 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,520 I don't believe in that, Henrietta. 258 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,800 Well, of course you don't now, because you have it. 259 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:55,500 You are young and beautiful, and you charm people wherever you go. But 260 00:24:55,700 --> 00:25:02,660 when you're old and wrinkled and ugly, then you'll 261 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:03,559 miss it. 262 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,720 Then you will yearn for it terribly. 263 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,360 But beauty is so superficial. 264 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,840 Is that all you see in me? 265 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:21,360 Superficial? Oh, my dear, only shallow people never judge by appearances. 266 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:26,840 Really, the true mystery of the world is in the visible, not the invisible. 267 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,680 It's the things you can see and touch. 268 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,280 To me, beauty is a form of genius. 269 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,500 Oh, higher than genius because it needs no explanation. 270 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,160 It simply exists. 271 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,520 A fact. 272 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:45,550 Perfect. Like sunlight. 273 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,970 For springtime. 274 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:52,990 For the delicate raindrops on a rosebud. 275 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,740 Was that Max's wife getting this kiss? 276 00:31:18,780 --> 00:31:21,920 I mean, didn't Henry and the other young men know they were being filmed? 277 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,940 Well, the young man sure as hell didn't, but she did. 278 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,020 Henry had to plan the entire thing. 279 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740 But why? 280 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,000 Oh, who knows? I suppose it was her way of getting off. 281 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,400 I told you she was pretty outrageous. 282 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,460 Did the young boy ever find out? 283 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,700 Oh, yes. 284 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,730 Well, I suppose that was the whole point of it. You see, she loves bringing 285 00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:47,250 surprises like that. 286 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:51,690 I have a marvelous surprise for you, darling. Now, I want you to sit back, 287 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,350 relax, and enjoy it. 288 00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:57,910 Well, as they say in Hollywood... What is it they say in Hollywood? 289 00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,950 Roll it, madame. 290 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:00,949 Oh, yes. 291 00:32:00,950 --> 00:32:02,210 Roll it, madame. 292 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,880 What do you think? 293 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:39,880 I... I... I can't believe it. Well, how did... Well, when did... Look at 294 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,920 yourself. I wanted you to see for yourself how truly fantastic you are. 295 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,820 Isn't he fantastic, Max? 296 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,300 Fantastic, madame. 297 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:52,160 Surely now you can see your own beauty. 298 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,380 I don't know what to say. I've never seen myself like that before. 299 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,280 Oh, of course you haven't. 300 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,460 You had to know what a gorgeous creature you are. 301 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,040 You know, you were right, Hermione. 302 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,160 Absolutely right. And I'm beginning to see that clearly now. 303 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,940 Up there on that stream. 304 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,960 Beauty. 305 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:18,180 And beauty. 306 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:21,320 They are the only things worth having. 307 00:33:28,910 --> 00:33:31,790 You do have miraculous staying power. 308 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,970 Really am good, aren't I? 309 00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:46,570 Yes, my darling. 310 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:50,030 And the gods have been good for you. 311 00:33:51,450 --> 00:33:57,270 But unfortunately, what the gods give, they all too quickly take away. 312 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,580 And when you grow old, you're left with nothing but memories. 313 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,320 I see. 314 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,380 Well, that's the way it is. 315 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,020 Thank you, Max. That'll be all. 316 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,120 I don't want to grow old. 317 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,100 When I find that I am, I shall kill myself. 318 00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:29,179 Don't talk that way, my silly darling. 319 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,980 How long will you continue to love me once I've gotten my first wrinkles? 320 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,120 You will stop loving me, won't you? 321 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,480 My dearest baby. 322 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,218 It's true. 323 00:34:39,219 --> 00:34:40,219 Say it. 324 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,920 Will you love me always? 325 00:34:43,179 --> 00:34:48,380 Always. Always. What a dreadful word. Why are young people so fond of using 326 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,460 They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. 327 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:59,080 How sad it is that someday I shall grow old and horrible and even impotent. 328 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,840 But up there on that screen, that fleeting image of me captured on that 329 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,740 film, I'll never be any older than that particular day in June. 330 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,580 But what if it were the other way around? 331 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,220 Other way around? 332 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,480 What if it were the film that would grow old instead of me? 333 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,000 And I would remain as young as the day it were taken. 334 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:37,140 What an utterly enchanting, fantastic idea, darling. 335 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,680 God, I would give anything for that. 336 00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,920 Well, I'm afraid there's really nothing you can give. 337 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:50,480 Perhaps I have taught you too well of youth and beauty and not enough of 338 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,480 anything else. 339 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,840 Oh, dear, I've upset you. Come, sit down. 340 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,240 Don't humor me, Henrietta. 341 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:01,840 I'm not a child. 342 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,320 But if you had your way, that's exactly what you would be and remain forever. 343 00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:08,420 A silly, boring child. 344 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,040 Well, you can say what you like, but I know I shan't be able to bear growing 345 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,040 old. 346 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,420 Like... Like me? 347 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,260 No, I didn't mean that. 348 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:24,860 Oh, I'm sorry I ever even made that silly motion picture. 349 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,020 I think the best thing would be just to destroy it now. No! But, darling, as you 350 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,640 grow older, it'll only torture you to look at it. No, you can't, and I won't 351 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640 you. 352 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,280 What a strange couple. 353 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,260 What happened to them? Did they continue as lovers? 354 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,040 Yes, for a while. A few years passed, but then one day Henrietta just up and 355 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,040 disappeared. 356 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,820 She left that young man with a broken heart. 357 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,830 And a very generous back roll. 358 00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,910 And he never saw her again? 359 00:36:58,330 --> 00:36:59,330 No. 360 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:02,230 Well, at least he came out of something. 361 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,150 I mean, that's not such a sad ending. 362 00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:05,870 You're right. 363 00:37:08,290 --> 00:37:10,730 But money wasn't the only thing she left him. 364 00:37:11,370 --> 00:37:12,370 What do you mean? 365 00:37:13,490 --> 00:37:18,290 One day, shortly after Henrietta left, he decided to watch the film that she 366 00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:23,490 given him. He was feeling a bit down, and he wanted to see his love once more. 367 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,870 As he watched, he thought he noticed something peculiar. 368 00:37:28,730 --> 00:37:34,110 He was distracted away from Henrietta and thought he detected small changes in 369 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,110 his own image. 370 00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:40,010 At first he thought it was simply that the film had begun to show the normal 371 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,610 signs of wear and tear. 372 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:46,850 But suddenly he realized that something very strange indeed had happened. 373 00:37:47,110 --> 00:37:50,610 Something so amazing he could hardly believe his eyes. 374 00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:54,210 That it was only his likeness that had begun to age. 375 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,840 Oh, nothing all that noticeable, but to this narcissistic young man, a wrinkle, 376 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,000 a gray hair did not go undetected. 377 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:05,880 And there was no corresponding change in Henrietta's appearance. 378 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,080 There was no doubt about what had happened. 379 00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:13,680 He had simply stopped aging. He was exactly as he'd been at 25. 380 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,980 Are you telling me that his wishes come true? I mean that the film got old while 381 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,980 he stayed young? 382 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,980 Exactly, but although his film image deteriorated. 383 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,980 He remained as young as the day of his death. 384 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,060 Wow, that's the wildest story I've ever heard. 385 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,560 Do you know what happened to him after that? 386 00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:35,000 Well, in the years that followed, he adopted the lifestyle that Henrietta had 387 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,320 introduced him to. A life of comfort, beauty, total devotion to pleasure. 388 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,420 By the 1930s, he was living in grand style. 389 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,120 Scram! 390 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:48,640 You too! 391 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,678 He's almost ready. 392 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,380 He put his money to use during Prohibition and made a fortune in 393 00:38:57,380 --> 00:39:03,160 enterprises. His life became a constant whirl of wine, women, wild parties, and 394 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,460 the morning after consequences. 395 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,260 See, dearie? I made your favorite breakfast. 396 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,960 Come on, cupcake. Sit down. 397 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,580 Oh, cut that cupcake crap. 398 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,120 Oh, you're in a bad mood. 399 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,500 Sure I'm in a bad mood. 400 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,240 My head feels like King Kong sat on it. 401 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,760 And your face! 402 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,660 It looks like he shit on it. What is that crap? 403 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,220 It's a facial. 404 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,460 It's good for my complexion. 405 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,100 Vogue magazine says that at least once a week, all beautiful women use masks. 406 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,960 You could use a permanent one. 407 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,500 Oh, do you think I need a new permanent? 408 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,420 Not a permanent bimbo. A mask. 409 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,440 Where's the locks? 410 00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:43,420 Locks? The locks. 411 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,860 What good are bagels without locks? 412 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,780 I bought cream cheese. 413 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,940 Well, you try this on your complexion. 414 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,200 Oh, now see what you've done. 415 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,080 I knew it's an improvement. 416 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,880 Answer that. 417 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,340 Like this? 418 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,300 Answer that. 419 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:23,890 Who is it, Faye? 420 00:40:24,150 --> 00:40:26,210 I think they must have the wrong apartment. 421 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:28,130 Do you know a John Dillinger? 422 00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,510 John Dillinger? 423 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,250 Open the door. 424 00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:32,930 We went to high school together. 425 00:40:37,410 --> 00:40:39,130 It's okay, John. Come on in. 426 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:43,870 Why, John, you old hooky player, you. How are you? Hey, Dan. 427 00:40:44,450 --> 00:40:47,650 How's the world treating you? You don't look a day over 25. 428 00:40:48,330 --> 00:40:49,330 Hey, gang! 429 00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:51,850 I want you to meet my old classmate, Darren Blue. 430 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:54,250 This is my girl, Jean Harland. 431 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,990 And my partner, Whitey. 432 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,770 Whitey, aren't you wearing the wrong color? 433 00:41:11,230 --> 00:41:12,250 I like black. 434 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:13,750 Hello? 435 00:41:14,090 --> 00:41:17,570 Jean, honey, I ain't seen this mug since we was in high school. 436 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,720 We broke into the teacher's desk, told the final exam. 437 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,260 Last time I saw you, John, you were in the principal's office. 438 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,479 That's right. 439 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,480 Only I took the rap and got expelled. 440 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,560 You got off scot -free, went to college. 441 00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:34,060 Well, I've come back for my share. 442 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,440 Haven't I seen you with moving pictures this morning? 443 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,520 No, I don't believe so. John doesn't let me go to the movies. 444 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,940 You want to see a moving picture? 445 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:49,110 I'm wanted in 13 states. 446 00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:50,670 For robbing banks? 447 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,930 Nah, for stealing Roosevelt buttons. 448 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:56,670 Listen, Darren, I'm on the lam. 449 00:41:57,030 --> 00:42:00,070 The law is on my tail, and I'm in a jail. 450 00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:02,910 Gee, that's got a nice ring to it, boss. 451 00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:05,730 He's really a romantic poet. 452 00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:13,210 Yeah, it wouldn't be all that serious, except they started up this new federal 453 00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:14,210 bureau in Washington. 454 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,480 is headed up by this queer who's got hot nuts for my ass. 455 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:20,060 He'd like to fry it and eat it. No shit. 456 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:23,240 My shit, too. Yeah, this J. Edgar somebody. 457 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,920 He took babyface Nelson into custody. 458 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,920 Asked him to hand over his piece. When Nelson didn't move quick enough, this 459 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,260 fairy grabbed it with both hands and sucked out all of his bullets. 460 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:39,920 I don't know what this country's coming to. Put a man like that into orifice. 461 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,420 Pretty soon, they'll be teaching in schools. 462 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:51,240 John, how can I help you? Well, my problem is, the last bank I hit asked me 463 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240 for a loan. 464 00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:56,340 I'm down and I'm low, and I could sure use some dough. 465 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,640 That's very musical, Bosh. 466 00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:01,340 He is a romantic poet. 467 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,960 John, I'd like to help you, but I just invested my last dime in a pay -toilet 468 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,960 franchise. 469 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,420 I'm flushed. 470 00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:17,270 Tell you what, I could leave Jean Harlett here as collateral. 471 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:20,930 That's some hot tomato. Where'd you pick her? 472 00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:25,190 She was marathon dancing in a small town near St. Lou. 473 00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:30,170 I told her I would take her to Hollywood with me. She fell for it. All the way 474 00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:32,170 to Chicago, she thought we were heading west. 475 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:37,650 Every time I saw a road sign, I'd zip my fly, shoved her head down. She got to 476 00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:40,650 liking it down there so much, I didn't see her face again. 477 00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:41,990 Do we hit Chicago? 478 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:45,250 Hey, Jean, honey, come over here. 479 00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:53,650 I want you to stay here and keep Mr. Company blue. 480 00:43:54,310 --> 00:43:57,150 I mean, Mr. Blue, company, while I'm gone. 481 00:43:57,490 --> 00:43:59,790 Maybe you can make yourself useful. 482 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:05,230 But, John, where are you going? Sorry, honey, I'm leaving tonight, and I've got 483 00:44:05,230 --> 00:44:07,430 to travel light. I might hop a freight. 484 00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:09,490 Can't take no extra weight. 485 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:11,520 He's a folk hero. 486 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:17,620 Say, John, I hear there's a rumor going around that the Smithsonian Institute is 487 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:21,560 interested in buying a part of your body. That is, after you're through with 488 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,800 Which part, John? 489 00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:26,020 Your favorite part, honey. 490 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,240 But I see to it that all the money goes to you. 491 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:47,819 your guns. 492 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:50,600 Come out now and we'll hold fire. 493 00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:56,900 All right. 494 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,280 They can't kill me. I'm a folk hero. 495 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,500 Up yours, J. Edgar. 496 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:07,620 Adios, guy. 497 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,640 See you in the movies. 498 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:13,320 Take me with you, John, please. What will happen to me? What will I do? 499 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,860 Frankly, Harley, I don't give a fuck. 500 00:45:29,630 --> 00:45:31,050 Now he is a folk hero. 501 00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:34,230 He never even got a chance to sell his part. 502 00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:39,910 Don't feel bad, honey. You don't get much these days for used parts. 503 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,850 But what will I do now? 504 00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,670 You could try the dishes. 505 00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:46,350 You cocky cunt. You get in that kitchen. 506 00:45:47,190 --> 00:45:48,810 I got to take care of this lady in distress. 507 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:50,790 You don't like my dress? 508 00:45:51,090 --> 00:45:52,090 Sure I do, sweetheart. 509 00:45:52,190 --> 00:45:54,610 And I'm going to see to it that you get a lot more pretty things to wear. 510 00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:56,750 Because you and I are going to get along just fine. 511 00:45:57,150 --> 00:45:58,170 Now dry those tears. 512 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:00,550 I'm going to take real good care of you. 513 00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,660 I washed all the dishes, honey. 514 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,440 Well, here's one dish you can watch. 515 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,360 Maybe you can learn something. 516 00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:11,960 Didn't his friends begin to wonder about his looks? 517 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,540 I suppose so. 518 00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:19,930 When World War II broke out and he tried to enlist, he only looked 25, but they 519 00:49:19,930 --> 00:49:22,570 turned him down for being overage. He was past 40. 520 00:49:24,870 --> 00:49:25,970 What did he do? 521 00:49:26,690 --> 00:49:29,170 Well, he left the country. He bounced around the world. 522 00:49:29,830 --> 00:49:34,830 He spent the war years as an expatriate. It was as if his eternal youth had 523 00:49:34,830 --> 00:49:39,270 placed him in a vacuum, uncommitted, untouched by world events. 524 00:49:40,870 --> 00:49:41,870 Until 1943. 525 00:49:42,990 --> 00:49:45,030 When destiny caught up with this cynical man. 526 00:49:46,050 --> 00:49:47,050 What do you mean? 527 00:49:48,310 --> 00:49:50,510 Well, he had quite a scam going for himself. 528 00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:54,990 He was making a lot of money selling fake passports and letters of transit to 529 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:55,990 desperate refugees. 530 00:49:58,230 --> 00:49:59,470 How are you, Louie? 531 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,170 Have you seen my bird around? 532 00:50:02,550 --> 00:50:03,570 No, Mr. Blue. 533 00:50:03,870 --> 00:50:05,810 But there's been a dame looking for you. 534 00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:08,710 Ah, it's still the same old story. 535 00:50:13,450 --> 00:50:17,710 Damn it, Louie, how many times have I told you? You want a whistle, all you 536 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:19,910 to do is put your lips together and blow. 537 00:50:24,130 --> 00:50:25,130 Forget it. 538 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:27,470 Now, what about that dame? 539 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:31,170 Well, she came in last night with a husband and a teenage girl. 540 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:32,750 They look desperate. 541 00:50:33,270 --> 00:50:34,370 They're staying upstairs. 542 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:36,350 All in the same room? 543 00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:39,750 Did they bring any luggage? 544 00:50:40,110 --> 00:50:42,030 Yeah, it's the guy's daughter. 545 00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:47,150 Anyway, the dame was down here later asking a load of questions. 546 00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,890 My kind of loaded questions? 547 00:50:51,230 --> 00:50:53,290 Yeah, your kind. 548 00:50:55,950 --> 00:50:57,470 Thanks for the tip, Louie. 549 00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,890 This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 550 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,120 Hey. 551 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,020 You got a match? 552 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:28,180 I'm sorry I don't smoke. 553 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,180 Shit. I was sure you did. 554 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,480 I take it you've got a name. 555 00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:38,740 Slims. Virginia Slims. But don't take it too far. 556 00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:40,780 Just how far are you going? 557 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,620 That depends. 558 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,780 What's the speed limit in Morocco? 559 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,460 Well, if you're not going by camel, it gets pretty fast. 560 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,780 You must be Mr. Blue. 561 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:56,020 True. 562 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,820 I've been waiting for you. 563 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,520 You're much younger than I had expected. 564 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:12,020 The pizza here agrees with me. 565 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,800 But there is no pizza in Morocco. 566 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,720 I guess I've been misinformed. 567 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,230 No. There is pizza here, and it's leaning. 568 00:52:21,910 --> 00:52:23,650 Now, what did you want to see me about? 569 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:25,130 I need your help. 570 00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:27,170 We have to get out of the country. 571 00:52:27,710 --> 00:52:30,030 My husband's life is in grave danger. 572 00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:31,229 Is that so? 573 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:33,030 How many packs a day is he on? 574 00:52:34,130 --> 00:52:35,930 You don't understand, Mr. Blue. 575 00:52:36,610 --> 00:52:38,490 I love my husband dearly. 576 00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:41,130 He's given me everything I've ever wanted. 577 00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:42,790 And more. More? 578 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,880 I understand you have letters of transit. 579 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,240 It'll cost you. 580 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,700 I've got 2 ,000 francs. You can have it all. 581 00:52:57,540 --> 00:53:00,020 They're a grand apiece, and I've only got two. 582 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:01,900 But I need three. 583 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,380 He has a daughter. 584 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,000 I'd leave the little brat behind, but he'll never go without her. 585 00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:09,700 Well, that's tough, sweetheart. 586 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:12,900 You get what you pay for. Now, I can get you the two, all right. 587 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,140 You can get him out of the country and flip with the daughter for the other 588 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,280 Mr. Blue? 589 00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:21,310 You're a schmuck. 590 00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:23,930 No. 591 00:53:24,190 --> 00:53:29,430 He just don't like my stick. But if you change your mind, just whistle. 592 00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:43,790 A strange soft moan seemed to be coming from down the hall. 593 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,890 It had a familiar sound to it. 594 00:53:48,910 --> 00:53:51,670 It was that teenage brat that Slim had mentioned. 595 00:53:54,010 --> 00:53:56,290 And she was having a swell time. 596 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,740 Frankie Here's looking at you kid 597 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,720 Just a minute, sweetheart. 598 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:03,680 Did you get them? I got them. Relax. 599 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,400 Three? Two. 600 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:08,560 But Paul won't leave without the both of us. 601 00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:10,560 That's fine. That solves your problem. 602 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,300 The two of you can go and he can stay and wash dishes till the war's over. 603 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:15,580 You don't understand. 604 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,720 My husband is a big wheel in the resistance. 605 00:56:19,300 --> 00:56:20,300 All right. 606 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,720 I'll buy him a dishwasher. 607 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:26,320 How can you joke at a time like this? 608 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,060 The fate of France. 609 00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:32,040 The future of all foreign peoples who love freedom. 610 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,900 French bread. 611 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:35,960 Franklin D. Roosevelt. 612 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,880 Depends on him. 613 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,620 What the fuck are you talking about? 614 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,760 Please. I beg of you. 615 00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:48,410 You can't be that unsentimental. 616 00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:52,210 I can see that you're not that cruel and hard. 617 00:56:58,210 --> 00:56:59,530 Well, then you need glasses. 618 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:06,130 Ah, she brought them. 619 00:57:06,910 --> 00:57:07,930 Not exactly. 620 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,050 Perhaps this will be more convincing. 621 00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:14,830 Now give me those papers. 622 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,480 Go ahead and shoot. 623 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,960 You'll be doing me a favor. 624 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,500 Put that toy down, Slims, before you hurt yourself. 625 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:25,120 You haven't got the nerve to use that. 626 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,520 Oh, no? 627 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:27,920 Watch me. 628 00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,160 Oh, it's hopeless. 629 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,580 I was wrong about you. 630 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:50,600 You couldn't care about anyone or anything. 631 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:56,100 Even without my glasses on, I can see that your face lacks the little lines of 632 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,700 love that life leaves. 633 00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:39,180 Oh, hello, Bellevue. Give me Dr. 634 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:40,700 Jazz. 635 00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:48,420 He's got just what I need. Oh, I'll say he has. 636 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:58,260 When the world goes wrong and I get the blues. 637 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,160 Oh, he's the man who makes me get out. 638 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,420 Both my dance and chill. 639 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:12,020 The more I get, the more I want, it seems. 640 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,180 I'll page old Dr. 641 00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:19,960 Jazz in all my dreams. 642 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,940 When I'm troubled, bound and mixed. 643 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:31,000 Oh, he's the guy that gets me fixed. 644 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,840 Oh, hell above you. 645 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,480 Hello? Hello? 646 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,160 Hello? 647 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,760 Thank you. 648 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,840 um 649 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,380 Ah, that's the stuff the dreams are made of. 650 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:42,120 Ah, Herr Bluth. 651 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:44,720 Have you seen this man? 652 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,700 We suspect that he is in the area. 653 01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,040 Ah, a flasher, eh? 654 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:50,820 This is a serious matter. 655 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,380 Yeah, I'd like to help you boys, but this picture is awfully blurred. 656 01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,480 Maybe the Fuhrer ought to invest in a brownie. 657 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,720 Herr Bluth. 658 01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:04,580 The German people are perfectly capable and efficient at making their own 659 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,620 camera. Ah? 660 01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:07,220 Hey, Louie. 661 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,760 You like a Leica? 662 01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:11,420 No. I make an Acorn. 663 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,960 What the fuck are they talking about? 664 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,700 I would not fool around if I were you. 665 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:21,280 If you see this man, his wife, and their daughter, you will contact us 666 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,860 immediately. Ja? 667 01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:26,220 There will be a car waiting outside. 668 01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:32,720 Well, darling, have you found the flasher? Nein, Major. 669 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:35,020 I haven't got all night. 670 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,880 Good day, Herr Bluth. 671 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,580 And you, too. 672 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,220 Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. 673 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:19,920 had a visit from the SS. 674 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:21,280 Social Security? 675 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,400 No, but you're stopping. 676 01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,940 Ah, they're downstairs in the car. 677 01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:26,440 I'll keep them busy. 678 01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:28,600 Anyway, my Falcon needs a walk. 679 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,580 Here, take these. Get your family and run. 680 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:32,920 Three. Two. 681 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,160 Oh, well, I never learned to count. 682 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,260 Oh, Mr. Blue, why have you done this? 683 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:41,960 Never mind why and skip the money before I decide to regret it. Oh, you'll never 684 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:42,960 regret it. 685 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,460 It's even better when you help. 686 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:57,940 Two minutes, Dan. 687 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:10,660 What's eating you, boss? 688 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,620 Oh, that Slims dame. She really got under my skin. 689 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:21,360 I was dead wrong about her. She's stuck by a man. 690 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:24,840 I guess she gave her everything she ever wanted. 691 01:06:25,390 --> 01:06:26,650 And a lot more. 692 01:06:27,390 --> 01:06:28,930 You're a young man, boss. 693 01:06:29,470 --> 01:06:31,550 Got a long life ahead of you. 694 01:06:32,770 --> 01:06:36,070 There's going to be a lot more dames before this picture's over. 695 01:06:37,770 --> 01:06:39,530 I'm going to get some shirai, Louie. 696 01:06:40,270 --> 01:06:41,270 Good night. 697 01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:44,290 Don't let him out of your sight. 698 01:07:02,410 --> 01:07:04,630 I tried to leave, and I couldn't. 699 01:07:05,110 --> 01:07:06,730 I had to see you again. 700 01:07:07,510 --> 01:07:08,510 Olive. 701 01:07:17,670 --> 01:07:19,730 There's just one thing I'd like to know. 702 01:07:20,390 --> 01:07:22,550 Do you smoke after you fuck? 703 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:25,390 Well, I don't know. 704 01:07:25,810 --> 01:07:26,870 I never look. 705 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,620 We'll be right back. 706 01:12:32,810 --> 01:12:35,590 I mean, that's the most romantic story I've ever heard. 707 01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:37,570 What happened after that? 708 01:12:39,650 --> 01:12:43,190 Well, he returned to America during the 50s. 709 01:12:43,790 --> 01:12:46,150 30 years had passed since that film was taken. 710 01:12:47,290 --> 01:12:49,490 And he kept it with him all that time? 711 01:12:51,290 --> 01:12:56,030 Only now, when he looked at it, he saw a graying, paunchy, middle -aged man. 712 01:12:56,410 --> 01:12:58,090 But he hadn't aged a day. 713 01:13:00,310 --> 01:13:01,310 Wow. 714 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:05,140 It must be freaky to be past 50 and still at 20. 715 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:10,080 It was. He felt like a freak. He avoided all contact with his old friends. He 716 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,380 felt alienated, cut off. 717 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:17,660 So during the 50s, he took to the open road. He was a man without a country and 718 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,660 a rebel without a cause. 719 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:23,820 Hey, baby, this is Rubber Ass Dick, your rockin' sockin' DJ comin' your way with 720 01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:27,740 the most insane playin' every way. Let me see that again. I've seen it five 721 01:13:27,740 --> 01:13:28,679 times already. 722 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,040 Look, I'm tellin' you, it's not her nipple. 723 01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:32,630 It's a staple. 724 01:13:33,430 --> 01:13:34,650 I guess you're right. 725 01:13:34,890 --> 01:13:36,490 Yeah, all right. Well, look here. I want you to see this. 726 01:13:37,610 --> 01:13:38,610 Read this here. 727 01:13:38,650 --> 01:13:40,090 Bottom of the page. Last paragraph. 728 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:44,270 His mind drifted back to warm memories of their first meeting. 729 01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:48,350 They had returned to her apartment and fucked until the sun rose. See, I'm 730 01:13:48,350 --> 01:13:49,650 telling you. You're starting to print it right out. 731 01:13:50,410 --> 01:13:51,930 Now, look there. 732 01:13:52,190 --> 01:13:53,370 Read that. No asterisk. 733 01:13:54,470 --> 01:13:55,850 C -U -N -T. 734 01:13:56,990 --> 01:14:00,210 This is just the beginning. If they can get away with this. 735 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,630 They can get away with a lot more. 736 01:14:03,030 --> 01:14:06,230 Did you at least feel her tit? Of course. What do you think? 737 01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,150 On top or underneath? 738 01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:10,410 Underneath. It don't count on top. 739 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:11,770 Was she patted? 740 01:14:11,870 --> 01:14:14,270 Well, it didn't exactly get inside of the ear. 741 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:15,550 Then it don't count. 742 01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:18,830 Bullshit. You're still jerking off in your sister's pants. 743 01:14:19,390 --> 01:14:21,190 And your mother's got a little asshole. 744 01:14:21,470 --> 01:14:25,790 You. I... Hey, hey, hey, hey. Check out the bumpers on that one. 745 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000 That's very nice. 746 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,200 Hey, baby, 747 01:14:55,960 --> 01:15:00,100 you sure wearing that itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini? 748 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,000 That I had to wear for the first time today. 749 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:05,180 Hey, I bet that would make a hit record. 750 01:15:05,950 --> 01:15:07,430 Hey, where are you going, hot spots? 751 01:15:08,290 --> 01:15:12,330 Why are you being so unfriendly? Let me introduce my boys here. This is Frankie, 752 01:15:12,510 --> 01:15:14,830 and Cookie, and Mickey, and Chelsea. 753 01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:17,550 And I'm Ringo, and I want to hold your hand. 754 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,930 You don't expect me to pull for that, old line. 755 01:15:20,170 --> 01:15:22,050 Old line? I ain't written it yet. 756 01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:23,730 Hey, we ain't in a hurry. 757 01:15:24,050 --> 01:15:25,270 Hey, you stuck up or something? 758 01:15:25,630 --> 01:15:28,490 Hey, you definitely talk to you. What's the matter? You got the rag on? 759 01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:31,170 Hey, you're in a rush or something? You got a date with the milkman? Take your 760 01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:32,169 hands off! 761 01:15:32,170 --> 01:15:34,270 Hey, is that your bike? Yeah, what's my hula hoop? 762 01:15:34,550 --> 01:15:35,550 You like to hump your hula hoop? 763 01:15:35,790 --> 01:15:40,190 Hey! You can't get it! Hey, take your mitts off my handle! 764 01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:43,110 You got such a cute pair of handles, baby. 765 01:15:43,570 --> 01:15:45,730 Hey, I got it! 766 01:15:46,050 --> 01:15:47,290 Hey, come and get it! 767 01:16:21,270 --> 01:16:22,910 How many she got? One or two? 768 01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:24,370 Man, do it. 769 01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:30,690 Hey. 770 01:16:31,230 --> 01:16:33,290 Looks like I got here in the dick of time. 771 01:16:39,350 --> 01:16:40,770 Now, you boys stay cool. 772 01:16:41,070 --> 01:16:42,750 This might grow up to be hippie. 773 01:16:43,130 --> 01:16:44,370 You better come with me. 774 01:16:44,670 --> 01:16:45,870 Oh, you better believe it, huh? 775 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,160 What the fuck was that guy? The low ranger. 776 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:56,180 What 777 01:16:56,180 --> 01:17:03,220 do 778 01:17:03,220 --> 01:17:03,938 you do? 779 01:17:03,940 --> 01:17:04,940 I go. 780 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:06,700 I just go, go, go. 781 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,000 You know what I mean? 782 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:12,520 Aren't you going very slow? 783 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,560 I like to take my time. 784 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,380 Nice and easy. 785 01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:19,940 Gee, 786 01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:22,340 you're not like any of the other boys I know. 787 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,740 Girl, don't call me boy. 788 01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:01,570 I ain't gonna stop working on that silly bike. 789 01:18:02,770 --> 01:18:04,870 I told you, I like to take my time. 790 01:18:05,190 --> 01:18:06,190 Nice and easy. 791 01:18:13,470 --> 01:18:14,470 What are you doing? 792 01:18:15,910 --> 01:18:17,130 Fixing my stick shift. 793 01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:28,430 It's been a long time since you've had your pipes clean. 794 01:18:31,530 --> 01:18:32,710 So, what do you do? 795 01:18:33,570 --> 01:18:34,570 Nothing. 796 01:18:35,510 --> 01:18:36,710 Nothing? That's all you do? 797 01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:39,070 That's right. 798 01:18:41,430 --> 01:18:43,690 Don't you get bored just playing with your bike? 799 01:18:44,390 --> 01:18:45,390 No. 800 01:18:46,150 --> 01:18:51,430 But you look like such a strong, sensitive, alienated, shy, 801 01:18:51,910 --> 01:18:58,710 sullen, inarticulate, gentle, self -destructive, confused, 802 01:18:59,410 --> 01:19:00,610 disoriented. 803 01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:07,080 uprooted, angry, scared, autistic symbol of our times. 804 01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:10,360 You might be right. 805 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:16,080 Why are you throwing your life away? 806 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:19,700 Don't you see? You could have been somebody. 807 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:21,200 I was. 808 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,820 I was a contender. 809 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:24,840 It sucked. 810 01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:27,380 Sunstead, you're a bum. 811 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,199 That's right. 812 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,360 That's why I came here. 813 01:19:31,870 --> 01:19:32,870 To Palookaville? 814 01:19:34,830 --> 01:19:35,830 Hand me that, will you? 815 01:19:40,310 --> 01:19:41,310 Come get it! 816 01:19:42,010 --> 01:19:43,310 Come on, come in and get it! 817 01:19:44,190 --> 01:19:48,490 Come get it! 818 01:19:49,230 --> 01:19:50,510 Oh, come on, I need that. 819 01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:11,700 Hey, you. 820 01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,160 I'll stick your ass. 821 01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:16,040 Hey, baby. 822 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,780 You're looking good, mama. 823 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:21,020 Yeah, I know. 824 01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,920 Where you been all this time, mama? 825 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,920 I don't know. 826 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:30,120 What do you think me and you were pulling out a little bit now? 827 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,660 I don't know about that. You know what I mean? Rocking a little bit now. 828 01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:36,140 Rock it. 829 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:38,740 We're going rocking. 830 01:20:44,459 --> 01:20:45,740 Oh, come on, babe. 831 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:47,920 Take it all. 832 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:49,760 Come on, swallow. 833 01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,480 Nice girls don't do that. 834 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:58,260 Oh, Natalie would. 835 01:22:25,710 --> 01:22:26,710 Thank you. 836 01:23:19,990 --> 01:23:22,770 Somehow I can't imagine him living that way for too long. 837 01:23:23,630 --> 01:23:25,490 Wasn't he too used to money and comfort? 838 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,670 You're right, he was, and he quickly tired of being broke, too. 839 01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,680 So he found another way of making money. 840 01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,520 And it suited him perfectly. 841 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:35,720 And what was that? 842 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:39,640 You remember in the 30s he was dealing in booze? 843 01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:43,400 Well, in the 60s he just naturally turned back towards stealing. 844 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:45,560 Drugs. 845 01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:47,580 The hard stuff? 846 01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:48,920 No, 847 01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:50,460 that wasn't his style. 848 01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:54,340 But there were thousands of young people trying grass and psychedelics. 849 01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:59,100 There was enough of a market out there already just waiting to be exploited. 850 01:23:59,870 --> 01:24:01,490 And so he made a lot of money. 851 01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:06,690 Yes, he did. It was easy. He still looked young. He hung around with young 852 01:24:06,690 --> 01:24:07,690 people. 853 01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:13,690 Peace marches, BNs, anti -war rallies, all the way from Haight -Ashbury to the 854 01:24:13,690 --> 01:24:14,690 East Village. 855 01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:18,850 It was easy to find young flower children with enough of daddy's money 856 01:24:18,850 --> 01:24:21,650 their pockets, eager to try the latest hallucinogen. 857 01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:43,700 Angelina, three, and sunshine. 858 01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:45,420 Which one's which? 859 01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:47,180 Are we interrupting something? 860 01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:49,380 No, they're just doing their thing. 861 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,680 Thought I had a pipe around here somewhere. 862 01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:04,200 Oh, shit. The vandal broke the handle. 863 01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:05,860 I'll just roll a couple of chairs. 864 01:25:29,490 --> 01:25:31,170 I hear bells ringing. 865 01:25:32,470 --> 01:25:33,750 It's the door. I'll get it. 866 01:25:37,110 --> 01:25:38,690 I wonder who this could be. 867 01:25:39,770 --> 01:25:41,570 Oh, no. Not Mom. Dad. 868 01:26:01,710 --> 01:26:04,990 Well, Jane, dear, this is quite a cozy place you have here. 869 01:26:05,690 --> 01:26:08,750 Actually, it's quite nice. 870 01:26:09,510 --> 01:26:12,170 How can she live in this shit? 871 01:26:12,850 --> 01:26:17,010 Thanks, Dad. I'm glad you like it. I'm really happy you both decided to visit. 872 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,610 When the fuck are they going to stop bugging me? 873 01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:25,050 You look marvelous, dear. I just love your outfit. 874 01:26:26,970 --> 01:26:29,790 Where in the world did she find this shit? 875 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:32,420 How's that for communication? 876 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:40,080 Mom, I'm learning about life by living it. All you do is read books about sex. 877 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:46,100 Jane, darling, when I was your age, sex was so taboo, I didn't even know I was 878 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:51,800 supposed to enjoy it. We knew nothing about the female orgasm. I couldn't even 879 01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:55,800 find my clitoris. That's because you look between the pages instead of 880 01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:56,800 your legs. 881 01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:59,160 It's right above this area here. 882 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:03,400 Jane. And a good shtick. 883 01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:04,620 Don't hurt either. 884 01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,320 I knew it. You are on drugs. 885 01:27:07,780 --> 01:27:11,820 So what? It takes five martinis to get you and Daddy in the sack. 886 01:27:12,020 --> 01:27:13,500 And that's only once a month. 887 01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:15,580 Not even that anymore. 888 01:27:16,580 --> 01:27:18,220 Your father has a problem. 889 01:27:18,980 --> 01:27:23,820 You mean... Dad's got a fickle pickle? 890 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:26,580 Shh. Jane, don't be vulgar. 891 01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:29,420 Bullshit. All he needs is a little stimulation. 892 01:27:30,330 --> 01:27:32,010 You don't think I'd provide it? 893 01:27:33,050 --> 01:27:36,850 I'm attentive, loving, supportive. 894 01:27:37,990 --> 01:27:41,250 Well, if you're such an expert, what do you suggest? 895 01:27:42,390 --> 01:27:44,950 Well, for one thing, do you blow him? 896 01:27:46,650 --> 01:27:47,650 Blow him? 897 01:27:47,790 --> 01:27:49,870 Yeah, you know, give him head. 898 01:27:51,630 --> 01:27:52,690 Give him head? 899 01:27:53,050 --> 01:27:56,850 Come on, Mom. You know what I mean. Suck him off. 900 01:27:57,690 --> 01:27:58,790 Suck him off? 901 01:28:03,810 --> 01:28:05,510 Keep your teeth out of the way. 902 01:28:07,590 --> 01:28:10,570 Dear, it's getting late. We really should be going. 903 01:28:10,930 --> 01:28:12,410 It's our bridge night, remember? 904 01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:13,870 Oh, yes, of course. 905 01:28:14,270 --> 01:28:18,150 Well, it certainly has been interesting talking to you. We've been discussing 906 01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:22,310 the generation gap. You know, this young man has a remarkable, rare 907 01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:24,750 understanding of the problems of middle age. 908 01:28:24,970 --> 01:28:27,390 Well, I'm not as young as I look. 909 01:28:28,490 --> 01:28:29,670 Isn't he groovy? 910 01:28:32,150 --> 01:28:33,210 Tell me, young man. 911 01:28:33,690 --> 01:28:35,190 How do you stay young? 912 01:28:35,610 --> 01:28:40,410 Yes, do tell us. Well, do you remember those mistakes you made when you were 913 01:28:40,410 --> 01:28:43,850 young? Yes, I made quite a few. 914 01:28:44,510 --> 01:28:46,870 Just repeat them. Hey, man. 915 01:28:47,450 --> 01:28:49,330 Far fucking out. 916 01:28:50,670 --> 01:28:53,570 I am repeating. 917 01:28:54,050 --> 01:28:55,530 Must have been that beer. 918 01:29:01,130 --> 01:29:03,580 Man, I thought you... Paris would never leave. 919 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:08,500 All that crap about what a cozy place this is. 920 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:11,380 They'll never change. 921 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,400 They've always lied to me. 922 01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:18,300 Yeah, can't trust anyone on the third. 923 01:29:19,740 --> 01:29:21,060 Would you believe 60? 924 01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:24,080 Anyway, I slipped some acid in this beer. 925 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,520 Oh, wow. 926 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,000 Thank you. 927 01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:02,280 My God, what a full life he led. 928 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:03,940 You could call it that, I suppose. 929 01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:06,300 And yet there was always something missing. 930 01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:09,700 A void that grew larger with each passing decade. 931 01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,580 What do you think it was? 932 01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:19,980 I know what it was. 933 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:23,860 It was during the 60s on an acid trip that the revelation came. 934 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:25,920 Revelation? 935 01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:28,800 That nothing can remain the same. 936 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,500 That change is the essence of life. 937 01:34:31,820 --> 01:34:33,340 And that aging is the proof. 938 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,480 And that the lack of change is the real death. 939 01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,100 I never thought of it like that. 940 01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:43,180 Of course not. You're young. 941 01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:44,740 Neither had I. 942 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:49,520 But for all those years of youth and beauty, the payment was... 943 01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:51,160 Alienation. 944 01:34:53,340 --> 01:34:56,400 I was the loneliest man on earth. 945 01:35:01,380 --> 01:35:06,160 But Darren, if you had to choose over again, wouldn't you still choose you? 946 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:10,460 No, I don't think I would. You see, I miss the most important things in life. 947 01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:13,260 Growth, love, a connection to humanity. 948 01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:17,880 Oh, yeah, you can say that now, but I'd still choose eternal you. 949 01:35:20,490 --> 01:35:21,730 Are you sure about that? 950 01:35:22,570 --> 01:35:24,010 Yes, I am. 951 01:35:30,730 --> 01:35:32,310 I guess your party's over. 952 01:35:33,690 --> 01:35:36,930 Remember I told you I had enough parties to fill a lifetime. 953 01:35:38,570 --> 01:35:40,510 Hard to believe you said it this afternoon. 954 01:35:41,590 --> 01:35:43,270 I feel like I've lived a lifetime. 955 01:35:46,670 --> 01:35:48,770 I've had a wonderful time today. 956 01:35:51,820 --> 01:35:53,960 You don't mind kissing an old buzzard? 957 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:55,920 What? 958 01:35:56,420 --> 01:35:59,640 That's what you called me when you watched me on a film this afternoon. 959 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:01,880 Oh, yeah. 960 01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:05,280 Well, come here, you dirty old man. 961 01:40:19,130 --> 01:40:21,930 Darren? Darren? 962 01:40:27,270 --> 01:40:28,670 Darren? 963 01:40:42,150 --> 01:40:43,550 Darren? 964 01:40:50,440 --> 01:40:52,120 Goodbye, Linda. 965 01:40:56,940 --> 01:40:58,060 Bye. 966 01:41:02,720 --> 01:41:03,840 Henrietta? 967 01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:06,400 Wait, 968 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:08,740 is that you? 969 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:12,780 Oh, yeah, Henrietta. 970 01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:14,560 Henrietta. 971 01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:18,340 And now it's real. 972 01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:22,150 You made that deal. 973 01:41:23,490 --> 01:41:29,470 The love we have is something that I feel.